Bangs? I love it when you talk dirty….Juliana’s Hair Speak V

Would you like some Bang with that  hair cut?  Well that depends…

Bang:

(1) to have sex

(2) a loud noise

(3) to introduce a drug into your system intravenously

(4) The part of your hair that covers your forehead.

(5) to participate in gang affiliated activities

I love Ba.....I mean Fringe!

I really love the Europeans for saying Fringe: that goofy short bit of hair that comes down to your eyebrows. It sounds way hotter than bang. I tend to bang this one up myself. I promise to say Fringe if you help out.  So let’s try and do a bang up job and stick to it. Fringe is hot. Like Tracy says, it’s cheaper than Botox.

Long fringe, side fringe, “blunt”, asymmetrical, Betty Page, convex, concave, layered, the list goes on.  Yes, every face shape has a fringe made just for them. There is no such thing as ” I can’t wear fringe because ( insert lame excuse).” If you are not sure about cutting the hair in front of your face  then wait and research. Look at lots of photos. Fringe is awesome if you are sure that you want to rock it, because we all know we can. Cutting them just to grow them out again is never fun. If you want a change with out cutting those long locks consider  some fringe.

“That Fringe looks bang’n!” (6)meaning that something is cool

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Mall Bangs…. I’m only going to say this once. Drop the hair spray, remain calm, turn away from the mirror, run to the phone and call your nearest salon…or maybe at this point you better call 911.

Juliana E. Medina