Just Jenny from the Block…
Okay, this one kept me ranting for at least 20 minutes.  

Take a look at Jlo & Marc Anthony’s new twin baby photo shoot in People Magazine. 
It’s soooooo over the top — it looks like a parody of Joan Crawford’s Mommie Dearest pics from the 40’s. 
What the heck were they thinking?  That publicist should be canned immediately.  I’m done with my rant now, I think, maybe… 
I just want to know, where’s Jenny From the Block, now?  Living in a royal manor next door to the Lady Madge (the artist formerly known as Madonna)? Or better yet, down the lane from Tom & Katie.
Here, Jlo gazes adoringly at Marc while they feed the twins in their new nursery.  (Insert gagging noise here).  Note the designer silk gown, perfect updo and bare feet — how casual!  I’ve hit my snark peak now.
Celebrities — they make it so easy sometimes to put ’em up on the pedestal and then gleefully tear ’em down, don’t they?
I’d love to hear your comments on this one, gang.  Trudi points out that it is no longer correct to call JLo, by her nickname –now it is Jennifer or nothing!  JLo is just so Bennifer and so last husband.
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